ROMANTIC RENDEZVOUS

Whatever turns you on!
NAME OF PROPERTY	B&B/DIY	USP	WHERE
A. Bryn Bras Castle	DIY	A special place for couples with plenty of room to escape each other in the Castle grounds	Nr. Caernarfon
B. The Dovecote	DIY	You can "bill and coo" together in this love nest for two	Nr. Oxford
C. Pekes Oast	DIY	A manor house, gatehouse, oasthouse and cowsheds in their own small estate	Nr. Eastbourne
D. Ebblesway Courtyard	DIY	Make hay whilst the sun shines or enjoy a candlelit bath for two	Nr. Salisbury
E. Withy Mills Cottages	DIY	Try the whirlpool bath in Wharfingers Cottage or visit Bath's Thermae Spa	Nr. Bath
F. Showman's Wagon	DIY	What could be more romantic - an eco-loo for two with a fabulous view	Nr. Bude
G. Long Barrow Windmill	DIY	A Victorian iron bed and a spectacular top floor observatory	Nr. Torquay
Urquhart Church	B&B	Honeymooners may set the tower bell ringing	Elgin, Scotland
Bradford Old Windmill	B&B	Return to the womb - round room, round bed, round house	Nr. Bath
The Citadel	B&B	The perfect place to take the mother-in-law	Nr. Shrewsbury
The Lighthouse	B&B	Rekindle the light with an old flame	Llandudno
Magistrate's Court	B&B	The perfect place for courting couples	Bath
Chapel of Rest	B&B	See if she can raise the dead	Matlock
Gypsy Caravan	B&B	Awaken a little gypsy passion	Nr. Shaftesbury

The list above covers a variety of sins and a range of bedtime experiences, from pure and simple but infinitely memorable, to licentious and lustful but perhaps best forgotten with next morning's hangover. Whichever you prefer, I am sure we can satisfy your needs. The building opposite was clearly built with fancy accoutrements to ensure that resident doves kept their minds on romance and producing plenty of fine fat offspring for the dining table.

Whether you're a bird fancier or just fancy a few nights away with your particular bird,the DOVECOTE should smooth any ruffled feathers and ensure that peace reigns - bring your own olive branches.

Try

• THE OLD CHURCH of URQUHART - a deconsecrated Scottish church, so you can have your virgin white wedding, without the embarrassment of the vicar asking semantic questions about the meaning of the word virgin!. Once you are legal, you can hop straight into your honeymoon bed next door for a little consumation.